Land, settle, first round
- Afternoon: Fly into PDX (Portland International Airport) — 70 minutes from the core. Drop bags at Hood River VRBO Gorge Homes.
- Dinner: Taqueria El Cuate (Mexican, $). Authentic street tacos and burritos — best cheap eats in Hood River
- Night: Ease in at Full Sail Brewing Company — Iconic Gorge brewery with a rooftop patio overlooking the Columbia River Keep it reasonable; Saturday is the main event.