Tyler's Last Ride
No Survivors: Tyler Edition
Sending T-Money off with bottle service, supercars, and stories that'll last forever
Home Base
W Scottsdale
Luxury Resort Hotel
W Scottsdale is THE power move for a 21–25 crew. Rooftop pool with DJ, walkable Old Town location, and the vibe screams luxury without being stuffy. You're steps from Bottled Blonde, Casa Amigos, and Dierks Bentley's. The hotel IS part of the party — pool by day, lounge by night. Pricing is estimated based on March rates for luxury resort rooms.
$2,500–$3,200/night for 5 rooms (10 guests, 2 per room)/nightDay 1 — Wheels Down, T-Money's Coronation Begins
TPC Scottsdale — 18 Holes
Crew meets at TPC Scottsdale for a chill 18-hole round. Iconic course, perfect arrival-day activity to settle in and get the golf energy flowing. Back by 1:30 PM.
Tip: Book a cart with a cooler — Casamigos and limes are waiting.
W Scottsdale — Check-In & Pool Time
Hit the W, drop bags, and get poolside. The rooftop pool is already buzzing — this is where the crew settles in and the weekend officially starts. Grab a lounger, order a drink, and soak in the Old Town views.
Tip: Tip the pool attendant $20 — they'll remember T-Money and the crew all weekend.
Maya Day + Nightclub — Pool Party & Cabanas
Roll over to Maya for the afternoon pool scene. VIP cabana reserved, bottle service flowing, DJs spinning. This is peak party-animal energy — day club vibes with premium everything. T-Money and the crew own the pool until 6:00 PM.
Tip: Order Casamigos reposado neat for T-Money — his go-to. Snap photos by the pool for the group chat.
W Scottsdale — Shower & Pre-Game
Back to the hotel to shower, change, and pre-game at the room. Order appetizers from room service, crack open the welcome kit, and build hype for the steakhouse dinner.
Tip: Have the best man give a quick toast at the room before heading out — sets the tone.
Steak 44 — Steakhouse Dinner
VIP table at Steak 44, Scottsdale's top-tier steakhouse. Wagyu steaks, tableside presentations, and A-list energy. This is the first big dinner — T-Money gets the best cut, the crew gets premium wine pairings. Reservation for 10 under T-Money's name.
Tip: Order the wagyu smashburger as an appetizer — it's T-Money's weakness. Ask the sommelier for a wine pairing with the steaks.
Bottled Blonde — Club Bottle Service (Night 1)
Party bus picks up the crew at 10:00 PM sharp. Bottled Blonde is the move — DJ-driven club energy, LED-lit dance floor, and VIP bottle service. Reserved table, premium bottle package (Casamigos, Clase Azul, top-shelf mixers). This is the first big night — T-Money gets the spotlight, the crew gets the energy.
Tip: Arrive before 10:30 PM to secure the table. Have the bottle service manager know it's T-Money's bachelor party — they'll bring extra attention.
Day 2 — The Main Event: Track Day & The Big Night
W Scottsdale — Breakfast & Recovery
Early wake-up for the track day. Crew grabs breakfast at the W (eggs, bacon, coffee, Gatorade). Light meal — nothing heavy before the McLaren experience.
Tip: Have Pedialyte and water bottles ready in the rooms. Hangovers + high-G driving = not ideal.
Arizona Motorsports Park — McLaren 570S Track Day
THIS is the centerpiece. Party bus takes the crew to Arizona Motorsports Park (45 min from Scottsdale). T-Money drives a McLaren 570S on a real track at 150+ mph. The crew watches from the paddock, cheers, and captures every second. 2-hour experience includes instruction, multiple laps, and pure adrenaline. Back to Scottsdale by 1:00 PM.
Tip: Assign someone to film T-Money's laps on the track — this is the highlight reel for the group chat. Have GoPro ready.
W Scottsdale — Pool Recovery & Lunch
Back to the hotel pool. Crew is buzzing from the track day — order lunch poolside (tacos, burgers, light bites). Chill afternoon to recover before the big night. Sunscreen, water, and Casamigos on ice.
Tip: Order the wagyu smashburger with truffle fries from room service — T-Money's favorite. Make it a moment.
W Scottsdale — Shower, Change & Pre-Game
Crew showers, changes into nightlife fits (dress code: upscale nightlife attire — no athletic wear). Pre-game at the rooms with Casamigos, hype music (Travis Scott, Drake, Playboi Carti playlist), and final prep. This is the calm before the storm.
Tip: Play the custom playlist loud — get the energy building. Have the best man prep the roast for later tonight.
The Mission — Latin Dinner (Private Dining Room)
VIP private dining room at The Mission, Scottsdale's scene-y Latin hotspot. Tableside guac, creative Latin dishes, and premium cocktails. This is the second big dinner — more intimate than Steak 44, perfect for the roast setup later. Reservation for 10 in the private room.
Tip: Request the private room in advance and let them know it's a bachelor party roast — they'll set the vibe and dim the lights for the moment.
The Mission — T-Money's Roast (Honoring Moment)
After dinner, the roast begins in the private dining room. Best man opens with a joke about T-Money's $400 bottle service / $42 Venmo request (the T-Money legend). One groomsman tells the outlandish-but-true story (TBD by the crew). Sincere tribute from the best man. 20–30 minutes, then transition to the club.
Tip: Have a mic ready (ask The Mission for one). Record the roast — T-Money will want to hear it again.
Party Bus to The Mint — Club Bottle Service (Night 2 — THE Big Night)
Party bus picks up at The Mission at 10:30 PM. The Mint is the final destination — ultra-lounge with top 40 DJs, LED-drenched dance floor, and VIP energy. Premium bottle package (Casamigos, Clase Azul, Dom Pérignon), reserved table, and the crew owns the night. This is the peak — T-Money is the king, the crew is the army.
Tip: Arrive by 11:00 PM to secure the table. Have the bottle service manager bring the bottles with sparklers — make it a moment. Stay until 2:00–3:00 AM.
Day 3 — Recovery, Laughs & Departure
Hash Kitchen — Recovery Brunch
Crew stumbles to Hash Kitchen for the legendary recovery brunch. Build-your-own Bloody Mary bar, over-the-top brunch plates, and pure hangover cure energy. This is the final crew moment — laughs, stories, and recaps of the McLaren track day and the roast.
Tip: Order extra Bloody Marys and the massive pancake stack. Hydrate hard — flights are coming.
Mavrix Lanes & Games — Go-Kart Tournament
Quick competitive go-kart race before the airport run. Mavrix has indoor electric karts and a tournament bracket. T-Money gets a custom trophy for the weekend. Fast, fun, and gets the crew laughing before departure.
Tip: Make it a bracket tournament — winner gets bragging rights. Snap a final group photo with the trophy.
Rideshare XL to Phoenix Sky Harbor International (PHX)
Two Uber XLs depart the hotel at 1:00 PM sharp for the airport. Flights should be booked for 3:00 PM or later to avoid rushing checkout. Crew heads home with stories, photos, and the memory of T-Money's legendary weekend.
Tip: Assign someone to collect all photos and videos during the trip — compile into a shared album by Monday.
The Bars
Bottled Blonde
DJ-driven nightclub with LED-lit dance floor and VIP bottle service
Old Town Scottsdale's premier club for 21–25 crews. Unhinged energy, top 40 DJs, and bottle service tables. This is the first big night — arrive by 10:30 PM, reserve a table, and own the dance floor.
The Mint
Ultra-lounge with top 40 DJs and LED-drenched dance floor
Scottsdale's most exclusive nightclub. Premium bottle service, VIP tables, and the energy is unmatched. This is the peak night — The Mint is where legends are made.
Casa Amigos
Tequila-forward lounge with Latin beats and a killer patio
Upscale tequila lounge in Old Town with a vibrant patio and craft cocktails. Perfect for a pre-club drink or a chill nightcap. Casamigos on tap, naturally.
Dierks Bentley's Whiskey Row
Country music honky-tonk with rooftop bar and live energy
Multi-level honky-tonk with rooftop views, live music, and a rowdy crowd. If the crew wants a break from the ultra-clubs, this is the move — still premium, still fun, different vibe.
Riot House
Rooftop day-to-night party spot with mountain views
Rooftop venue with day-to-night energy, mountain views, and a premium crowd. Great for a pre-dinner drink or a late-night transition between clubs.
Where to Eat
Steak 44
Steakhouse • $80–$120/person
Top-tier steakhouse with tableside presentations, A-list energy, and the best wagyu in Scottsdale. VIP table, premium wine pairings, and the perfect first big dinner.
The Mission
Latin Fusion • $70–$100/person
Scene-y Latin hotspot with tableside guac, creative dishes, and a private dining room perfect for the roast. Dim lighting, intimate vibe, and premium cocktails.
Hash Kitchen
Brunch • $25–$40/person
Legendary recovery brunch with a build-your-own Bloody Mary bar and massive plates. The perfect final crew meal before departure.
Budget Breakdown
Pack This
- - Upscale nightlife outfit (no athletic wear) — dress pants, button-up or polo, clean sneakers or dress shoes
- - Golf attire — collared shirt, golf shorts, golf shoes, sunglasses
- - Track day outfit — closed-toe shoes, comfortable athletic clothes (McLaren provides the suit)
- - Sunscreen (SPF 50+) — March sun in Scottsdale is intense, especially at the track and pool
- - Casamigos-branded koozies or custom 'T-Money' merch (ordered in advance)
- - Phone charger and portable battery — constant photo/video all weekend
- - Comfortable walking shoes for Old Town bar crawls and casual moves
- - Swim trunks and flip-flops for pool time at the hotel and Maya
- - Hangover kit: Advil, Pedialyte, ginger chews, and antacids
Pro Tips
- - Book the steakhouse and The Mission private dining room 3+ weeks in advance — March is peak season in Scottsdale.
- - Have the party bus driver's number saved — he's your lifeline for the two big nights. Confirm pickup times 24 hours ahead.
- - T-Money's go-to is Casamigos reposado, neat — have it stocked at the hotel bar and every club. Make it a running joke.
- - The McLaren track day is the centerpiece — book Arizona Motorsports Park ASAP (2+ months ahead). This is the story of the trip.
- - Dress code for the clubs is upscale nightlife attire (no athletic wear, no flip-flops). Brief the crew 48 hours before.
- - March weather in Scottsdale is perfect (75–85°F, sunny) — no extreme heat warnings. Sunscreen is still critical for the pool and track day.
- - Assign a photographer for the track day and the roast — these are the moments that matter. GoPro on the McLaren is non-negotiable.
- - Have the welcome kit waiting at the hotel on arrival — Casamigos, snacks, Advil, and a custom 'T-Money' koozies set the tone immediately.
Group Logistics
Transport: Party bus both nights (Scottsdale Party Bus Co, ~$800 for 4 hours per night, split 10 ways = $80/person/night). Rideshare XL for airport transfers and casual moves during the day (~$15–$25 per ride). All transport is accounted for in the budget.
Nightlife Strategy: Two big club nights: Bottled Blonde (Night 1, 10:00 PM–1:00 AM) and The Mint (Night 2, 10:30 PM–3:00 AM). Both require VIP table reservations and bottle service packages. Bottled Blonde minimum spend is ~$1,500 for a table of 10 (premium bottles, mixers, service). The Mint is similar. Book both 2+ weeks ahead. Party bus picks up at the hotel at 10:00 PM and 10:30 PM respectively, drops off at the clubs, and returns to the hotel at close. No cover charges with VIP tables — just bottle minimums.