Jake's Last Ride
Jake's Neon Requiem
Vegas doesn't know what's coming — and neither does Jake
Home Base
Aria Sky Suite — 2-Bedroom Penthouse
Hotel Suite
Floor-to-ceiling Strip views, private check-in, and enough room for 14 guys to pregame without climbing over each other. Walking distance to everything.
$3,500/night (split 14 ways = $250/person for 2 nights)/nightDay 1 — Wheels Down, Chips Up
Land in Vegas, check into Aria Sky Suite
Drop bags, crack beers on the terrace, take in the Strip view. Jake gets the master bedroom — non-negotiable.
Encore Beach Club — Day Club
Cabana reserved for 14. Pool, DJ, bottle service in the sun. This is Jake's element — shirt off, drink in hand, crew around him.
Tip: Pre-order bottles through your host to skip the markup line.
Back to suite, shower, regroup
Recovery hour. Hydrate, nap if needed. Night 1 is a marathon, not a sprint.
Dinner at STK Las Vegas
Cosmopolitan location. Wagyu tomahawk for the table, DJ playing during dinner. Steakhouse meets nightclub energy.
Tip: Reserve the main dining room — the patio is dead on weeknights.
Party bus picks up at Aria
14-passenger party bus, 4-hour rental. LED lights, sound system, cooler stocked. This is the move between venues.
XS Nightclub at Encore
Bottle service on the patio overlooking the pool. One of the best clubs in the world — Jake's going to lose his mind.
Tip: Table minimum is ~$3K for a group this size. Split evenly and it's manageable.
Late-night at Tacos El Gordo
Strip-side taco stand. Al pastor and adobada at 2 AM is non-negotiable after a club night.
Day 2 — Full Send
Sleep in, room service breakfast
Nobody's moving before 11. Coffee, eggs, Advil. Regroup on the terrace.
SpeedVegas Supercar Experience
Jake drives a Lamborghini at 150 mph on a real track. 5 laps, no speed limits. The adrenaline reset he needs before tonight.
Tip: Book the 5-lap exotic package — the 3-lap is over before you blink.
Battlefield Vegas — Machine Gun Range
Full-auto weapons on a military-style range. Miniguns, grenade launchers, the works. 14 guys, unlimited ammo packages.
Casino session at Aria
Group hits the high-limit blackjack tables. Set a $200 loss cap per person. Jake gets to play with house money if the crew pools.
Tip: Sign up for Aria's player card — free drinks while you play.
Dinner at Bazaar Meat by José Andrés
SLS Las Vegas. Whole-animal cooking, wagyu flights, and the cotton candy foie gras. Jake's foodie side gets its moment.
Tip: Order the Rubia Gallega steak — it's dry-aged 3+ years.
Party bus to Marquee Nightclub
Cosmopolitan's main room. 3-story club, rooftop pool deck, library lounge. Bottle service in the main room.
Marquee Dayclub roof (late-night pool session)
The pool deck opens late on weekends. Swim with a drink under the Strip lights. Peak Vegas moment.
Secret Pizza at Cosmopolitan
Hidden pizza joint on the 3rd floor — no sign, just follow the hallway. Best 3 AM slice in Vegas.
Day 3 — The Comedown
Brunch at Mon Ami Gabi
Paris Las Vegas patio, overlooking the Bellagio fountains. Steak & eggs, mimosa pitchers, fresh air. Perfect recovery.
Pool time at Aria
No plans, no schedule. Just the pool, cold drinks, and the crew swapping stories from last night.
Check out, head to airport
Pack up the suite. Group photo on the terrace. TSA Pre-Check is worth its weight in gold today.
The Bars
XS Nightclub
Mega-club with pool patio and bottle service
Encore's crown jewel. Outdoor patio overlooks the pool, indoor room has one of the best sound systems in Vegas. Table minimum ~$3K for 14.
Marquee Nightclub & Dayclub
3-story club with rooftop pool deck
Cosmopolitan's main room. Library lounge for when you need a break, rooftop pool for late-night swimming. Table minimum ~$2.5K.
Skyfall Lounge
64th-floor cocktail lounge with Strip views
Delano Las Vegas. Craft cocktails, floor-to-ceiling windows, intimate vibe. Best sunset spot in the city.
The Chandelier
3-level crystal cocktail bar
Cosmopolitan's centerpiece. Order the verbena cocktail on level 1.5 — it numbs your tongue. Great for between-dinner drinks.
Where to Eat
STK Las Vegas
Steakhouse / Nightclub Hybrid • $80-120/person
Wagyu tomahawk, DJ during dinner. Cosmopolitan location.
Bazaar Meat by José Andrés
Avant-Garde Steakhouse • $120-180/person
Whole-animal cooking, wagyu flights, cotton candy foie gras. SLS Las Vegas.
Mon Ami Gabi
French Bistro / Brunch • $35-50/person
Bellagio fountain views, steak & eggs, mimosa pitchers. Perfect recovery brunch.
Tacos El Gordo
Street Tacos • $8-12/person
Strip-side al pastor and adobada. The only correct 2 AM decision.
Budget Breakdown
Pack This
- - Dress shoes + collared shirt (club dress code is enforced)
- - Swim trunks (day club + pool sessions)
- - Sunscreen SPF 50 (desert sun is brutal)
- - Portable charger (your phone will die)
- - Sunglasses (you'll need them at brunch)
- - Cash for tips and casino ($200-300)
- - Recovery kit: Advil, Pedialyte, eye drops
- - Light jacket for the party bus AC
- - Comfortable shoes for the casino floor
- - GoPro or action cam — Jake will want proof
Pro Tips
- - Jake's a party animal — he'll want to go all night. The crew needs to pace him on Day 1 so he survives Day 2.
- - Book a party bus through the hotel concierge — they get better rates than third-party apps.
- - Table minimums at XS and Marquee are per-table, not per-person. Split 14 ways, it's reasonable.
- - Hydrate between clubs. Vegas altitude + alcohol + desert heat = rough mornings.
- - Casino tip: set a hard loss limit before you sit down. Jake included.
- - Group photo on the Aria terrace at sunset on Day 1 — best light, best backdrop.
- - TSA Pre-Check or Clear will save your life on Day 3. Nobody wants to stand in line feeling like that.
Group Logistics
Transport: Party bus 2 nights ($1,700 total, ~$120/person). Uber XL for daytime runs (~$15-25 per ride on the Strip).
Nightlife Strategy: Book XS and Marquee tables through a VIP host — DM them on Instagram 2 weeks ahead. Table minimums are ~$2.5-3K per table, need 2 tables for 14. Party bus handles all transport between venues.