Andre's Last Ride
No Survivors: Andre Edition
Andre's last weekend before the ring — we're going HARD in Miami
Home Base
The Setai Miami Beach (Hotel Block)
Ultra-Luxury Resort
The Setai is Miami's most exclusive resort — three infinity pools, private beach access, and world-class restaurants. For 18 people, a hotel block is smarter than splitting houses: everyone's in one place, concierge handles logistics, and the pool/beach becomes your HQ. The vibe screams luxury without the coordination nightmare of multiple Airbnbs. Book the block 6+ weeks ahead.
$8,100–$10,800 total (18 rooms × $450–$600/room/night)/nightDay 1 — Wheels Down, The Mayor Arrives
Arrival at Miami International Airport (MIA)
Crew lands. Arrange one Sprinter van + two Uber XLs to The Setai (20 min drive). Check in by 3:30 PM, drop bags, hit the pool immediately.
Tip: Have the best man text the group the hotel address and room assignments 24 hours before arrival.
The Setai Pool & Beach (Arrival Chill)
Crew hits the three infinity pools. Cabanas, cold drinks, and everyone gets acclimated. This is the reset — no pressure, just vibes.
Tip: Book cabanas ($200–$300 each) for shade and a home base.
Nikki Beach Day Club Pool Party
Transition to Nikki Beach (10 min drive). Beachfront pool, live DJs, and the party crowd is already warmed up. This is Andre's kind of scene — luxury, energy, and everyone's loose. Bottle service starts here.
Tip: Arrive by 6:45 PM to snag a good daybed area before the 7 PM rush.
Dinner at KYU (Wynwood)
Wood-fired Asian BBQ in Wynwood. The short rib is legendary, and the vibe is upscale-casual. Group of 18 — they'll have a private section ready. This is fuel for the night.
Tip: Confirm the 18-person reservation 3 weeks ahead. Request the chef's tasting menu.
Party Bus Pickup (Wynwood → South Beach)
Party bus picks up the crew at KYU. LED lighting, sound system, and the vibe is already electric. 20-min drive to South Beach nightlife.
Tip: Book the party bus for 4 hours ($1,200–$1,500 total, ~$70/person). Driver stays sober, crew stays safe.
LIV Nightclub (Fontainebleau) — VIP Table
Miami's most famous mega-club. VIPs get bottle service, prime table, and celebrity-level energy. Andre's the Mayor of Ocean Drive — this is his coronation night. Expect 2–3 AM close.
Tip: Reserve a VIP table ($3,000–$5,000 minimum, bottle service included) 2 weeks ahead. Request Don Julio 1942 on ice.
Day 2 — The Mayor's Yacht & The Cousin Surprise
Recovery Brunch at The Setai (In-House)
Crew wakes up, hits the hotel restaurant for a late brunch. Bloody Marys, eggs, and recovery fuel. No rush — everyone's still buzzing from last night.
Tip: Order a round of Bloody Marys with Don Julio 1942 as the base — Andre's drink, Andre's brunch.
Prime Luxury Yacht Charter (Biscayne Bay) — ALL DAY
Private yacht, captain, crew, and bottle service on deck. This is where Andre's cousin from the DR surprises him at the dock — unhinged energy, jet skis if the crew wants, and the kind of memory that becomes legend. Sunset on the water, music blasting, and Andre's living his best life.
Tip: Coordinate the cousin's arrival with the yacht company 48 hours ahead. Have him text Andre a fake 'running late' message to keep the surprise alive.
Return to The Setai (Yacht Dock → Hotel)
Yacht returns by 7 PM. Crew showers, changes, and reconvenes at the hotel pool for a quick reset before dinner.
Tip: Have fresh clothes and cologne waiting in rooms. The yacht energy is peak — don't lose it.
Dinner at Joe's Stone Crab (South Beach)
South Beach institution since 1913. Stone crab claws are non-negotiable, and the old-school vibe is perfect for a crew that's been going hard. This is the 'big dinner' — dress code is smart casual, and the energy is refined but still celebratory.
Tip: Book the 18-person private dining room 4 weeks ahead. Stone crab is seasonal (Oct–May) — March is peak season.
Party Bus Pickup (South Beach → Nightlife)
Party bus picks up at Joe's. Same driver, same energy, same 4-hour block. This is THE big night — the crew is rested, fed, and ready to destroy.
Tip: Confirm pickup time with the driver 24 hours ahead. Have the group text ready to go.
E11EVEN Miami (Downtown) — VIP Bottle Service
24/7 ultraclub in downtown Miami. This is the second VIP table of the weekend — bottle service, premium mixers, and a DJ that's spinning for a crowd that's already at peak energy. Expect 3–4 AM close.
Tip: Reserve a second VIP table ($3,000–$4,500 minimum). Request Don Julio 1942 again — the bartender will remember.
Day 3 — The Mayor's Last Stand & Departure
Recovery Brunch at Versailles Restaurant (Little Havana)
Iconic Cuban spot — cafe con leche, croquetas, and the kind of comfort food that hits after a 3 AM close. This is the final crew meal. Low-key, local, and perfect for a wind-down.
Tip: No reservation needed — walk-ins are welcome. Order the croquetas and a round of cafe con leche.
Return to The Setai (Check Out & Pool Time)
Crew heads back to the hotel, checks out, and hits the pool one last time. Lounging, last drinks, and soaking in the final hours before departure.
Tip: Arrange late checkout (2 PM) with the concierge. Luggage storage is available if flights are after 5 PM.
Departure (Sprinter Van + Ubers to MIA)
Crew heads to Miami International Airport. Arrange one Sprinter van for 10 people + two Uber XLs for the rest. Stagger departures based on flight times.
Tip: Have the best man coordinate flight times 2 weeks ahead. Book flights after 3 PM to avoid the rush.
The Bars
LIV Nightclub (Fontainebleau)
Mega-club with celebrity DJs, bottle service, and unhinged energy
Miami's most famous nightclub. VIP tables, premium bottle service, and a crowd that's ready to go until 5 AM. This is where Andre's the Mayor — he knows the bouncers, and they know him.
E11EVEN Miami (Downtown)
24/7 ultraclub with premium bottle service and high-energy DJs
Downtown Miami's most exclusive club — literally never closes. VIP tables, premium mixers, and a DJ that's spinning for a crowd that's at peak energy. The second VIP table of the weekend.
Basement Miami (Miami Beach Edition)
Underground club with bowling alley and ice skating rink
Hidden underground club with a bowling alley and ice skating rink. VIP-only, dress code enforced, and the kind of exclusive vibe that screams luxury. Perfect for a late-night pivot if the crew wants something different.
Sugar (Brickell)
40th-floor rooftop bar with panoramic Biscayne Bay views
Rooftop cocktail bar with 360-degree views of Miami. Premium cocktails, craft mixers, and a vibe that's upscale-casual. Great for a pre-club drink or a wind-down moment.
Broken Shaker (Freehand Miami)
Award-winning cocktail bar with tropical garden patio
Craft cocktails in a tropical garden setting. This is where Andre can order a Don Julio 1942 neat and feel like a king. Perfect for a pre-dinner drink or a late-night pivot.
Where to Eat
KYU (Wynwood)
Asian BBQ / Fusion • $60–$90/person
Wood-fired Asian BBQ with legendary short rib and a Michelin-level vibe. Private section for large groups, chef's tasting menu available. This is upscale-casual perfection.
Joe's Stone Crab (South Beach)
Seafood / Fine Dining • $80–$120/person
South Beach institution since 1913. Stone crab claws are the signature — seasonal (Oct–May), and March is peak. Old-school elegance with a celebratory energy.
Carbone Miami (Design District)
Italian / Fine Dining • $100–$150/person
Old-school Italian fine dining — hardest reservation in Miami. If you can get in, it's legendary. Hardwood-fired pasta, impeccable service, and the kind of vibe that screams 'we made it.'
Versailles Restaurant (Little Havana)
Cuban / Casual • $15–$25/person
Iconic Cuban spot — cafe con leche, croquetas, and authentic Calle Ocho energy. Perfect for the final brunch. No pretense, just comfort food and culture.
Budget Breakdown
Pack This
- - Upscale nightclub attire (button-up shirts, nice polos, dress pants — no athletic wear)
- - Luxury sneakers (Andre loves them — bring your best kicks for pool/yacht)
- - Swimwear + cover-up (pool parties, yacht, beach)
- - Sunscreen SPF 50+ (March sun is no joke in Miami)
- - Cologne / grooming kit (you're staying at a luxury resort)
- - Phone charger + portable battery (late nights = dead phones)
- - Sunglasses (Instagram-worthy photos are mandatory)
- - Light jacket or hoodie (clubs are cold, nights can cool down)
- - Cash for tips (bartenders, valets, bouncers — The Mayor tips well)
Pro Tips
- - Andre's the Mayor of Ocean Drive — have the best man call ahead to LIV and E11EVEN and mention his name. Bouncers will roll out the red carpet.
- - March in Miami is peak season (Spring Break energy, perfect 80°F weather). Book everything 4–6 weeks ahead — restaurants, clubs, yacht, hotel block.
- - Party bus is non-negotiable for 18 people. It's $1,200–$1,500 for 4 hours, but it's the difference between a great night and a chaotic one. Nobody drives, everyone stays together.
- - Don Julio 1942 is Andre's drink — have the bartenders at LIV and E11EVEN know this. Request it on ice at every venue. It's a small touch that makes Andre feel like the king he is.
- - The cousin surprise on the yacht is the moment — coordinate with the yacht company 48 hours ahead. Have him text Andre a fake 'running late' message to keep it alive.
- - Dress code for LIV and E11EVEN is upscale nightclub attire — no athletic wear, no flip-flops. Have the crew pack button-ups or nice polos.
- - Book the private dining room at Joe's 4 weeks ahead. Mention it's a bachelor party — they'll set up a special vibe.
- - Late checkout at The Setai is a lifesaver. Arrange it with the concierge on Day 1 — gives the crew extra pool time before departure.
Group Logistics
Transport: Party bus for both nightlife nights ($1,200–$1,500 for 4 hours, ~$70/person). Sprinter van + Uber XLs for airport runs (20 min from MIA to The Setai). Rideshare for day activities if the crew splits. Budget $15–$30 per Uber ride within Miami.
Nightlife Strategy: Two VIP bottle service nights (LIV on Day 1, E11EVEN on Day 2). Each table is $3,000–$5,000 minimum with bottle service included. Arrive by 11 PM to secure the table. Request Don Julio 1942 on ice at both venues. Party bus handles transport both nights — no driving, no stress. Dress code is upscale nightclub attire (no athletic wear). Arrive early to avoid lines; VIP entry is immediate.